Holy Balls! Look Who Found His!
In major breaking news out of DC, House Speaker Paul Ryan has defied President Trump, telling him: “You cannot end birthright citizenship with an executive order.”…
When the only tool in the house you recognize is yourself
In the latest Bald Truth, Steve Crescenzo accepts the fact that he’s not a handyman. He’d rather carry a spatula than a tool.
The hazards of public speaking
When you speak professionally for a living, you get used to shit going wrong. The AV never works perfectly. You’re told you have an hour, but…
Attending Harvard’s graduation, Bald Truth-style
So I attended the Harvard graduation ceremony a couple of weeks ago. Not really. I mean, I was in the general vicinity, but it was only…
Life in Fakebookland
People who Facebook frequently (yes, it’s a verb now) live in two different worlds. There’s Facebookland, where everyone’s spouse is the perfect life partner and never…
Weather People: The forecast for you is not good.
I am officially declaring a jihad holy war against weather people everywhere. Weather scum, you have been warned. Wherever you are, wherever you work, you are…
Snip snip here. . .snip snip there . . . and a bloody whole lot of pain!
The other day, a good friend of mine told me he was getting a vasectomy. He knows I had one years ago, and he wanted my…
In order to have good management skills, you need to kick some balls
After a recent seminar, I was sitting in the bar with some of the folks, drinking martinis, and the conversation shifted to managing people. Everyone else…
A much better use for the ‘selfie stick’
When I walked off the plane in Chicago’s O’Hare airport last week after a 10-hour flight from Switzerland, I saw not one, not two, but THREE…
A whole new meaning for the term ‘Room Service.’
I was cleaning out my desk the other day when I came across an old Newsweek magazine. I couldn’t for the life of me think of…